tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post7623868445438385489..comments2011-01-09T02:54:04.142-05:00Comments on Jotter of a Rotter: Top 32 Funniest Famous InsultsThe Rotterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10945589105446994417noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-61011101020734795932011-01-09T02:54:04.142-05:002011-01-09T02:54:04.142-05:00Fred Daly, Australian politician, told a member of...Fred Daly, Australian politician, told a member of the opposing party that he "had the brains of a sheep". When forced by the Speaker of the House to retract the insult or face expulsion from the Chamber, Daly said "OK, OK, the Honourable Member does not have the brains of a sheep".Tony Richardsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-52850365744180325992010-07-18T16:07:02.811-04:002010-07-18T16:07:02.811-04:00When Canadian PM Pierre Trudeau found out that US ...When Canadian PM Pierre Trudeau found out that US President Richard Nixon called him an asshole (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pierre_Trudeau) he responded I've been called worse things by better people.ibmetomhttp://www.reddit.com/user/ibmetomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-68975362667551892702010-07-18T16:05:48.419-04:002010-07-18T16:05:48.419-04:00You messed up the wording, it should be - "An...You messed up the wording, it should be - "And in the morning I shall be sober, but you'll still be ugly.spaZz488http://www.reddit.com/user/spaZz488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-57663659919872058532010-07-18T16:05:02.956-04:002010-07-18T16:05:02.956-04:00i would give anything to have dinner with them one...i would give anything to have dinner with them one time, if it were possible. that would be more entertaining than most of the reality shit that's currently on tv.emmm_ilyhttp://www.reddit.com/user/emmm_ilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-3363131826871408522010-07-18T16:04:17.877-04:002010-07-18T16:04:17.877-04:00Another charming insult trade from Winston Churchi...Another charming insult trade from Winston Churchill and Lady Astor. Those two got on like a house on fire.notimeforthelivinghttp://www.reddit.com/user/notimeforthelivingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-48840193061553066182010-07-18T16:03:10.967-04:002010-07-18T16:03:10.967-04:00My personal favourite. When serving as Prime Minis...My personal favourite. When serving as Prime Minister of New Zealand in the 1980's, Rob Muldoon was asked to comment on the notable levels of NZ'ers emigrating to Australia.<br />He stated that every time a NZ'er moved to Australia the average IQ of both countries increased.Nukumaihttp://www.reddit.com/user/Nukumainoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-64106596908025047992010-07-18T16:01:01.285-04:002010-07-18T16:01:01.285-04:00i wish our polititians were as badass as they used...i wish our polititians were as badass as they used to beSirSandGolblinhttp://www.reddit.com/user/SirSandGoblinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-8974675954859542802010-07-18T16:00:21.558-04:002010-07-18T16:00:21.558-04:00Former Australian Prime Minister, Sir Robert Menzi...Former Australian Prime Minister, Sir Robert Menzies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Menzies) is noted for this one: While he was speaking in Williamstown, Victoria, in 1954, a heckler shouted, "I wouldn’t vote for you if you were the Archangel Gabriel" – to which Menzies coolly replied "If I were the Archangel Gabriel, I’m afraid you wouldn't be in my constituency."vk2skyhttp://www.reddit.com/user/vk2skynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-82254383939570521752010-07-18T15:59:01.607-04:002010-07-18T15:59:01.607-04:00King Philip, father of Alexander the Great, procla...King Philip, father of Alexander the Great, proclaims: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city." The Spartan ephors sent back a one word reply: "If." Subsequently, both Philip and Alexander would avoid Sparta entirely.<br />Laconic wit is the best:<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconic_phrase#Examples<br />Maximum insult with minimal effort.Chyndonaxhttp://www.reddit.com/user/Chyndonaxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-79393110310941331852010-07-18T15:57:37.398-04:002010-07-18T15:57:37.398-04:00churchill's daughter: i saved myself despite m...churchill's daughter: i saved myself despite my date's advances churchill: and i am drunk, but in the morning, i will be sober, but you won't oh man i can't do this joke it is both too bad as a joke and just, i mean, i'm british, i wouldn't suggest churchill raped his daughter, that would be terrible.SirSandGoblinhttp://www.reddit.com/user/SirSandGoblinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-49276386736725112872010-07-18T15:56:59.126-04:002010-07-18T15:56:59.126-04:00Woman: Mr. Churchill, you are very drunk!
Winston ...Woman: Mr. Churchill, you are very drunk!<br />Winston Churchill: I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.PartyOnAlechttp://www.reddit.com/user/PartyOnAlecnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-44406120888969167082010-07-18T15:56:21.965-04:002010-07-18T15:56:21.965-04:00probably because there was no video evidence that ...probably because there was no video evidence that they didn't say itSirSandGoblinhttp://www.reddit.com/user/SirSandGoblinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-14951773476672631732010-07-18T15:55:43.890-04:002010-07-18T15:55:43.890-04:00The late 19th and early 20th centuries were an awe...The late 19th and early 20th centuries were an awesome era for wit.eramoshttp://www.reddit.com/user/eramosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-87742745070422374822010-07-18T15:54:55.865-04:002010-07-18T15:54:55.865-04:00"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book..."Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."<br />I love comments like that. Reminds me of "I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine."zserfhttp://www.reddit.com/user/zserfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-41786283415798158922010-07-18T15:54:12.602-04:002010-07-18T15:54:12.602-04:00"He has the attention span of a lightning bol..."He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." —Robert Redford<br />Yeah. Hysterical.holodoghttp://www.reddit.com/user/holodognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-60381265368359724202010-07-18T15:52:17.435-04:002010-07-18T15:52:17.435-04:00Mark Twain and Winston Churchill, got it.Mark Twain and Winston Churchill, got it.Priushttp://www.reddit.com/user/Priusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-14322793148650904972010-07-18T15:51:42.428-04:002010-07-18T15:51:42.428-04:00This is true. New York, not Olde York.
But what am...This is true. New York, not Olde York.<br />But what am I missing here? I'm reading 'I'm a rascally scoundrel but he seems to be a pretty decent sort of fellow. I can't take him to any of my favorite hangout spots or anything due to the fact those are for people like me who are brimming with rascally scoundrelness but you can trust him.'<br />It sounds like the sort of comment someone would make when toasting someone.erovertonhttp://www.reddit.com/user/erovertonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-37237053256014677212010-07-18T15:51:00.962-04:002010-07-18T15:51:00.962-04:00you clearly aren't britishyou clearly aren't britishSirSandGoblinhttp://www.reddit.com/user/SirSandGoblinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-53927855680898839342010-07-18T15:50:21.897-04:002010-07-18T15:50:21.897-04:00"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of..."He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."<br />I don't know why this counts as an insult. To me, it comes across as a tongue-in-cheek compliment.erovertonhttp://www.reddit.com/user/erovertonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-33816624165321681842010-07-18T15:49:15.589-04:002010-07-18T15:49:15.589-04:00Sir, in the morning the system will still be arbit...Sir, in the morning the system will still be arbitrary and you shall still be humorless. On the other hand, on tastes there can be no accounting. which in Latin is "E Pluribus Unum".pork2001http://www.reddit.com/user/pork2001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-62947793254276155522010-07-18T15:48:27.098-04:002010-07-18T15:48:27.098-04:00bonus points for set upbonus points for set upSirSandGoblinhttp://www.reddit.com/user/SirSandGoblinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-84912203619977388262010-07-18T15:47:43.681-04:002010-07-18T15:47:43.681-04:00this ranking system is completely arbitrary and ho...this ranking system is completely arbitrary and how is<br />Said the Member of Parliament: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."<br />the second funniest insult of all time?a0t0fhttp://www.reddit.com/user/a0t0fnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-69322365091422056272010-07-18T15:46:39.782-04:002010-07-18T15:46:39.782-04:00i have seen some good criticisms of this thread,
u...i have seen some good criticisms of this thread,<br />unfortunately his was not one<br />etcSirSandGoblinhttp://www.reddit.com/user/SirSandGoblinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-37784666139778219632010-07-18T15:46:00.550-04:002010-07-18T15:46:00.550-04:00He is as observant as a blindfolded blind man.He is as observant as a blindfolded blind man.inspyhttp://www.reddit.com/user/inspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9437013.post-33086545953936498722010-07-18T15:45:22.349-04:002010-07-18T15:45:22.349-04:00Because they were two insults...?Because they were two insults...?cpenrighthttp://www.reddit.com/user/cpenrightnoreply@blogger.com